I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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