I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
