I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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