This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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