id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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