How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
