Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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