He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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