porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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