VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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