Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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