Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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