Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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