I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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