I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just pee around me
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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