No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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