the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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