He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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