i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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