So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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