gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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