I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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