no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
kristin has been a bad kristin
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
