He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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