Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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