"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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