watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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