**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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