you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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