That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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