Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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