If i come over, it means nothing
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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