is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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