: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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