But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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