dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
