On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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