thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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