so explain again why im purple
no
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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