How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Life is so much better after having sex.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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