normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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