So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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