We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
it's like iHOP with fire
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
this will be a night to untag.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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