Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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