these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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