As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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