Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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