grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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