PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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