How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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